The Dark Knight Strikes Again by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley
Batman is old… with a vengeance.
The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller
So, like, it’s Batman, right? But he’s mad old. And Robin is this preteen chick. Oh, and, it’s, like, the future. But then everyone is like, Batman sucks. But Batman is like, No, you suck. And then he’s like POW! and BAM! and they’re all like, Sorry, Batman! You are totally cool despite how old you are now. And then Superman comes in and he’s like AAAAAAAH WTF BATMAN and Batman is like, SUPERMAN WTF ARE YOU DOING IN GOTHAM and Superman is like, YOU’RE OLD NOW QUIT BEING A FUCKTARD and Batman is like NO, YOU’RE A FUCKTARD and it’s totally sick. And there’s like these mutants everywhere, and at first they hate Batman, and then they, like, don’t hate Batman but I don’t know why, because he beat one of them up. Batman beat everyone up.
YEAH.
